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Appeasing Job Gods My Way

on January 9, 2015

There must be a “Godly” reason why my resume has not been picked by any potential employer yet!

It is those darn Job Gods that I have not appeased with right offerings ;-(

SaBiscuit brilliantly suggested I made offerings of sweet & sour pork with white wine. LOL! She has a good point. I have not appeased Job Gods.

I suppose I ought to be burning some hell notes. Lately the USD or greenback has inched up. Perhaps I should buy trillions in USD denomination of hell notes and burn as offerings?

Price of oil has plummeted. No use my getting barrels of crude in paper marche style and burn it too as Job Gods may find this not quite lucrative.

Whilst this is flaming with a lighted match perhaps I could get a Michelin chef to whip up a degustation menu.

Jaime Oliver will not fit as these Job Gods have an Asian palate. LOL!

A 10 course meal banquet style and oh, I must not forget dessert.

SaBiscuit reminded me of dessert!

S Man offered to drive me to Telok Ayer Ma Zhu Temple to pray.

God of Hell is there. I have made my prayers.

Besides sweet & sour I guess a delightful feast of 9 other dishes must follow.

Peking duck or roast goose aah… I saw very plumb juicy geese in Istana grounds, the Duchess of Yore said that she would set the guards on me when I suggested these ought to be in the rotisserie with a fine sauce to match ha ha!

Entertainment for Job Gods..drumroll… I have to get my inanimate fur ball creations of Jim Davis to do a jig!

Yes, let’s get jiggy with it – Kool and the Gang and Bee Gees ought to placate the Job Gods?!

You think it will work folks?

This blog post is inspired by SaBiscuit with much thanks πŸ™‚

9 responses to “Appeasing Job Gods My Way

  1. SaBiscuit says:

    Sounds like a great plan. Invite your friends to the feast. Awesome menu.

    • Garfield Hug says:

      Virtual invites to you and Storytime with John. Whoever sends me a “like” gets auto invited virtually for this virtual ceremonious Job God placating session. We can whip up mahjong tables too and play mahjong πŸ˜‰

  2. zareenn3 says:

    I think it all depends on how much YOU really believe in appeasing to the Job Gods. Good luck!

  3. Count me in please!!! Can’t wait to try out these awesome dishes πŸ˜›

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