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This & That Including What Ails

Scorpia

on January 12, 2015

This is a wonderful portrayal of my arch nemesis, The Scorpion King!

Hope you will roll on floor laughing as hard as I did!

Saint Joan (Creative Studio)

Memphis
The Apothecary and Entomologia in cooperation with the Bank of Commerce present a definitive plan for controlling the lice problem, Highness. We believe it will be a most effective solution.

Cleo
Owwww! Hades!!!!!!

Neferati
That hurt you so. That’s the last of it. Let me add this spearmint and chamomile salve. Press this down to stop the bleeding.

Cleo
The torture.

Neferati
There you are. Now put your knees down.

Cleo
What have you come up with, sirs?

Memphis
Scorpions.

Cleo
Venom? You’re not putting that on my skin. Use Nefe.

Ari
Highness, we present them and their insatiable appetite for lice.

Cleo
Hmmm. You want me to ask citizens to let scorpions run rampant in their homes?

Memphis
Highness. It is a means to an end. We present a solution for them if they help us with a solution.

Plymouth
Let me explain. We would like to present a specially bred…

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