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If Only….#2

on November 25, 2015

If only I could knit, I would knit a cute little jumper for my inanimate furball Garfield. My poor little tyke is a tad cold in the cooler months of November and December.

If only I could sing, I would sing Sopranic arias and shatter glass! Whoopee! I could shatter some Guiness Book of records for breaking glass and simultaneously be in economic cahoots with glass dealers for sales! Think glass, think money! Money! Money… is a rich man’s world….to the tune of Abba of the same title πŸ˜‰

If only I could act. I would win an Oscar for best Most Faked Congenial Employee of the Century.

My pearly whites would gleam….sparkly white with thanks to Colgate πŸ™‚

I would beat any Bruce Lee wannabes as my smiles will “kill” – lethal death by smiles! I would be sought after by warring countries and the best part is….cause of death in death certificate is simply put….”smiles”

If only I can nuke Newbie and neuter her evil ways. Imagine her angelic, cherubic….disposition rather her scrawny evil witchy disposition.

If only I can strike the lottery and walk away with $2,000,000…..

Dream on baby…..dream on…..the odds are never in my favor…

Back to the drawing boardπŸ˜†

7 responses to “If Only….#2

  1. The V-Pub says:

    Keep your fingers crossed! I’m hoping for the same $2,000,000. πŸ˜€

  2. ladysighs says:

    It’s hard to choose which “if only” to pick. Maybe something modest to begin with.

  3. LOL “My pearly whites would gleam….sparkly white with thanks to Colgate ” Truly an original. Love this one as well.

  4. Neethu says:

    Ahhh lovely… πŸ‘

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