Latest new development in the days and life of Garfield Hug!
I think if my work life was made into a soap opera, I could possibly maybe outrun the American soap “General Hospital” 😂
Unfortunately, there is no McDreamy nor is there a John Cage of Ally McBeal series too.
Instead let me introduce my cast…
1. Electrical Lord, main star & Oscar winner for Best Actor
2. Ms 17 Years, superb tale carrier &
Evil Woman, Oscar winner for Best Supporting Actress
3. Mr Safety, genuinely nice guy & Nobel Peace Prize winner
4. Mdm Sister, gives Tender Loving Care & Institute of Arbitrators for Best Arbitrator Award
5. Mr Marketing, Best Spender of $5million a year in advertising
6. Money Bags, Fastest Resignee…his bags are packed and he is out of the door come Friday!
7. Minion, Best Loser Award, Worst Political Player & Most Used Award
Best part is, everyone lies and I know it!
Thank goodness, I learnt about “everybody lies” in House MD – Gregory House…👍👍
Today my office drama centered on safety.
Local laws require risk assessors to be trained and assigned.
Electrical Lord wanted an immediate fix to this gap and started berating me, insisting that since I had to attend safety assessment, I would be the fall guy for him if anything happens and that I would do his jail term.*He thinks he owns the Courts. He forgets Lil Red Dot is non corruptible! Hoo Yeah!!
As the owner of the company he wanted to shirk his responsibility and pin it on me if any security lapses occured.
He turned to me and gallantly said that he would send someone to visit me in prison and as for my parents, if he feels like it, he would visit them. *He acts so full of himself that I would barf 🙂
He thinks he is tycoon living in 1800s where I have no civil liberties. I was, to him a slave or in my speak, a minion.
For the first time in my life, I cursed this man in my heart. How can one be so evil to insist that a minion be his fall guy and expect me to sell my life to him for a paltry salary!
He often brags of his charitable heart. He claims that suicide jumpers deserve a donation from him.
I wonder how he can lie and still treat us as if we are imbeciles!
The last time I checked, I did not sell my soul to the devil or in this case, Electrical Lord.
Had I wanted to sell my body, I could have prostituted self and get bucks!!
In his case, I am paid nothing, have to go to jail for him and I just wonder if he runs out of financials, would he them pimp us all?!
I ask the great forces to look down upon this situation and perhaps give him a lesson or too!
HA! That would make my day!!