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And So The Story Goes #16

on March 30, 2016

Tuesday night, I was much on Mr Ex’s mind!

HA! Not romantically…..now now…more like to be of use to him.

Remember my last post of this series, he was trying to get his letters printed in the newspapers and he could not email through since he was out of the country.

And so my story begins….or goes…

HE
My letter got published. Strange, there was no acknowledgement nor vetted or edited copy to me.

ME
Good for you! Strange though. Check your spam filter as it could be trapped there. If you are outstationed and need help, I will kindly help.

HIM
Ok! When I am next constipated, I will write!

ME
Constipated? You write? Puhleese, I will send you Dulcolax or Fleet…no need to write as no constipation  πŸ˜‰
Have a good night then. Rest!

HE
Still working! Selling my backside!

*Note1
What is this selling of backside nonsense…it gets boring!! No alarm to me anymore. My silent voice decided to retort but I held back.

Also if he writes when constipated and have issues emailing his letters…then he should address his constipation and tah dah…no letters, no email problem to begin me and no need to bother me! πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Soon my silence retort became verbalised as my fingers refused to bow to silence!

ME
Continue to sell your backside! Since you are selling it, sell more so that you can pay my invoice! HA!

Silence ensued till today at 1.30pm, my mobile phone rang.

HE
You home?

ME
Of course not! I got to work you know, unlike you! 😈

*Note2
If only you can hear the sarcasm in my voiceπŸ˜‰

HE
I thought you resting at home.

*Note3
Mr Ex would call when he wants me to entertain him, live and in person. I suppose he feels the live and animated me giving him sarcasm or rudeness is his “entertainment” – he thinks I am his “Garfield” to dial a hug! Aaargh!

ME
I have to work. No time for luxury like you, to eat or snack at your will πŸ˜•

*Note4
I reminded self to be nicer. Accommodate him as per my New Year resolution to be nice to him!

ME
Wellllll….if you like, you can look for me tonight after my work.

HE
Tonight? I can’t as I have to earn lots of cash to survive!

ME
Too bad then….earn more to pay my invoice then ha ha!!

I then hung up…I could visualise his jaw gaping!!

πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

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13 responses to “And So The Story Goes #16

  1. The V Pub says:

    I thought that I was the only one using my backside in a commercial endeavor. πŸ™‚

  2. Neethu says:

    Ahhh opportunistic infection he seems..😈

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