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A Drunkard Knows

on January 2, 2017

​“Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, “Your mom’s the best sex in town!” 

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. 

Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, “I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!” 

Again, the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. 

Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, “Your mom liked it!” 

Finally, the guy interrupts. “Go home, dad, you’re drunk.”


3 responses to “A Drunkard Knows

  1. Lol…that’s terrible!!

  2. Karan Markanday says:

    Lol, liked your humoursly written posts!

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