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Traffic Violations

on January 5, 2017

​The police stop a car because the driver has 20 penguins in the back. 

“You can’t be driving around with a carload of penguins,” says the Cop, “Take them to the zoo.” 

The driver agrees. 

The following day,the police spots the same car- and again he has 20 penguins in the back. 

“I thought I told you to take those to the zoo,” says the cop. 

“I did,” said the driver, “and today I’m taking them to the cinema.”

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