Saturday Laughs

A Scotsman appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

“Have you ever done anything in your life of particular merit?”, Saint Peter asked. “Well, I can think of one thing”, the Scotsman replied. “On a trip to the outskirts of Glasgow , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I asked them to leave her alone but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I shouted, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick the shit out of the fucking lot of you!’ ” St. Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?” “About five minutes ago.”

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