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Depicting My Mood

I have been in a funny mood not because of work but family issues.

It all began when my mum invited my brother’s mistress to lil red dot. I was upset as she has always made it clear to me that this Lizard a.k.a brother’s mistress was not a good person and that she was after wealth.

As a daughter who stands on the side family, I stood firm in ensuring that I have nothing to do with her.

So when I was ticked off by my bro that Lizard was invited by mum, I was floored.

I asked mum why the about face and she retorts that “people can change” – I rebutted her as to why then has she been anti MR EX from the day we both courted.

She has never a good word for MR EX and this planted the seeds of distrust I had for MR EX.

It influenced me against MR EX. I never gave MR EX a living chance of being my husband as I believed what my mum said. I trusted her instincts and intuition.

So when she did the about turn on Lizard, I snapped at her for being two faced.

All my life I have served my family.

I stepped up to the plate as they age and have had several medical emergencies when their other daughter and son with Lizard abandoned them literally.

I never asked for thanks. I got none.

I was booted out the house in my growing up years and had to fend for my own livelihood.

No sibling cared as they rejoiced at winning their father’s trust to evict me.

What riles me is that now, 20 years later, I am the one standing by their side.

I have given.

I have been spit upon.

I have been shouted at.

I have been threatened with a group beating by my brother and father.

I have been shouted at by my brother and told off that I am mad and I flip flop in my words!

No one intervened to help me, not my sister nor mother and this made me pack my bags to leave home.

Today I told both my parents off for being ball-less to ever stand up for me despite what their other 2 children have done to me.

Since mum has graciously invited Lizard and bro to stay with them, I marched up to them after an hour’s drive from work to say “since your precious is coming and I do not wish to fight, I will avoid going over for Chinese New Year. Plus get your son to take you for medical appointments on 1st & 2nd February.”

I cursed God in front of them as my loony father said again his conscience is clear and GOD knows.

To why, I cursed GOD..IF HE knows and condones the shit flung at me by my family time after time, then HE is no GOD of mine.

I slammed the gate and left.

I know NOW that my family has never appreciated all that I have done.

Aah well…reunion dinner and new year is just me and my inanimate furball Garfield and I.

And oh yes….Mr Funny Money proposed to me today! He says I would be good for him and that we would do well in Philippines.

The world has gone mad, literally!

I am sad. Truly sad.

My father told me off that “his conscience is clear” – I am sure he is and probably that is why he is demented!


Miffy #11 – My Totem Pole

Here I am, aloft on my new toy…my totem pole that Mama bought me.

One totem pole is not enough to keep me entertained and so, Mama got be a gangplank too.

This way, I can practise my art of balancing and purrrfect it.

See the artificial green grass turf Mama put on the balcony.

I had to stop and pose for Mama as she wanted the picture.

LOL…can you see Mama’s beautifully pedicured toe nails? She is vain!!

Don’t stop me as I love hanging my neck through the railings.

I love balancing through the rails.

Rest assured…I do not intend to bungee jump just yet!


Child’s Innocence – Parents Be Wary

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CM’s Food Porn #75 – Sandwiches

$25 for this lobster sandwich that CM paid for lunch.

Not satisfied, he had additonal Japanese food.


Predictions In Prayers

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listen to her prayers which ended by saying,
“GOD bless Mommy, bless Daddy, bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa”
The father asked, why did you say goodbye Grandpa?
The little girl said, I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do”.
The next day grandpa pass on. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listen to her prayers which went like this,
GOD bless Mommy, bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.
The next day grandmother pass on.
Holy shit thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
Several weeks later the girl to bed , the dad heard her say,
GOD bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy.
He practically went into shock. He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watch the clock.
He figured if it get by midnight he will be okay. Finall midnight arrived he breathe a sigh of relief and went home.
His wife said I’ve never seen you work so late. What’s the matter? He said, I don’t want to talk about it, I ‘ve just spent the worst day of my life.
She said, You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch.

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When Maker Of Harley Bikes Reports To St Peter

The inventor Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good man and your Motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.” Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, “I want to hang out with God.” St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, “Hey, aren’t you the inventor of women? “God said, “Ah, yes. ” “Well,” said Arthur, “professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.” God was somewhat taken back, and when He asked what the flaws might be, Arthur Davidson produced a list for Him to read. 1. There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. 4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust and finally, 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous. “Hmmmm, you may have some good points there and it may be true that My invention is flawed… “God said to Arthur. “But the last time that I checked, more men are riding My invention than yours.”😂

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Irish Blonde…The Smart Kind!

A sexy Irish blonde at a Casino, seemed a little intoxicated 😎

She bet 20,000 Euro on a single Roll of dice.

She said – “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel Luckier when I’m nude.”

With that, she removed her clothes, rolled the dice and yelled-
“Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!”

As the Dice came to a stop, she jumped and yelled – “Yes, Yes,
I Won.. I Won..”

She hugged each dealer and picked up her winnings and clothes and left.

The dealers gazed at each other, dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked-
“What number rolled on the dice?”
The other – “I don’t know, I thought you were watching.”

Moral of the story:

1.Not All drunks are Drunk😉,
2.Not all Blondes are dumb😳,
3. But all Men are Men!!!



There once was an Indian whose given name was “Onestone”, so named
because he had only one testicle.

He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone!

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
“If anyone calls me onestone again I will kill them!”

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, “Good
morning, Onestone…”

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he
made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next
day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a
woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for
many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird’s cousin, was overjoyed when
she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, “Good to see you, Onestone.”

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love
to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the
next day, made love to her all the next night but, Yellow Bird wouldn’t

moral of this story?
”…You can’t kill two birds with one stone.”😂

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What’s Up With My Inanimate Furball Garfield?

Garfield is, as Garfield is,

Cottony filling amiss.

Worn and claiming bed as his,

Garfield is the king of this miss!

Garfield hardly gets pissed,

Even when I sat on tail of his.

Garfield is, as Garfield is,

Too precious to be missed!