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This & That Including What Ails

When You Meet Jesus

on September 29, 2019

An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar.
They’re staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.
He’s so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.
They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: ‘My God, it’s Jesus!’
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.
Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter.
Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.
After he’s finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness.
When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: ‘My God! The arthritis I’ve had for 30 years is gone. It’s a miracle!’
Jesus then shakes the Aussie’s hand, thanking him for the lager.
As he lets go, the man’s eyes widen in shock.
‘Strewth mate, the bad back I’ve had all my life is completely gone! It’s A Miracle.’
Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says,
‘Back off, mate, I’m on disability benefit.👍😂🤣


2 responses to “When You Meet Jesus

  1. Ultra says:

    You know, nobody would like to be on such an allowance with us, we just live on the edge of poverty.

    • Garfield Hug says:

      Aww..sorry. Agree in Singapore there are no social welfarism or handouts for people here who are not hardworking. Minimal subsistence level for those who receives government help.

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