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Bill Gates resigns as
Chairman of Microsoft after receiving the following letter from an African Man ….

“Dear Sir,

I haf some kweshin to ask:

Namba Wan – The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?

Namba Too – There is a ‘Start’ button but no ‘Stop’ button, where is it?

Namba Tree – I have already learned Microsoft Word, when will you launch Microsoft Sentence?

Namba Por – There is a recycle bin but… There is no one who comes to collect the bin.

Pynali fersonal question: Why is your name Gates when you sell Windows?”


3 Biker Chicks – Erm I Meant 3 Awesome Ladies On Bikes

On my way to the supermarket, I was surprised to see 3 ladies on awesome looking motorcycles.

They were in their early 30s, 1 with cool army jacket, another with a jacket screaming SAIGON and the third just wearing a white T shirt. 2 of them had tattoos on their necks and exposed backs where their butts were as their jackets were cropped.

One was on a Harley Davidson or we call, a “hog”

Another was on a motorcycle with larger than life tyres.

The 3rd was on a motorcycle with high handle bars such that she literally had to stretch to grab the handle bars.

As they lined in front of my car, 3 abreast and taking 2 lanes, I was tempted to take their photos as their backs faced me. But I decided otherwise as their licence plates were visible and it would not be good to post it even after blacking it out, just in case some smart person could actually remove the black out.

Nary a care in the world as they rode their bikes and I was wondering why they could afford not to work as it was a work day and the way they were dressed indicated they were not working.

Perhaps a girl’s day out and in real life, they held professions that would make me blink e.g. a lawyer, teacher or an accountant!

HA! That is just me being silly! But who knows?

I would never be like one of them as I am afraid to be on 2 wheelers in Singapore as nasty traffic accidents happen and it usually leaves one quite dead else maimed or paralysed waist down!

I will just admire them for their guts and capability to be on awesome makes of motorcycles….


Street Names In Singapore That Amuse Parents

The September school holidays for 1 week is here.

Parents cannot travel in light of the Covid-19 situation and our local tourism board has been advocating for parents to discover local sights!

We have street names that are named after states in Malaysia. Why? It could be that during our short historical merger with Malaysia prior to our Independence in 1965 when we achieved nation hood, the residents who lived there may have well originated from those Malaysian streets (?)

So, if I am a parent, I could drive to these streets and technically inject humor to the children that hey, you have been all over the peninsular of Malaysia in one afternoon or morning! LOL!

This 1 week’s holiday is going to be tough on parents as with them working from home, the squealing of children and effectively drive them nuts!

Covid-19 is indeed cramping the style of school holidays where parents can fly off to Japan or Bali or Taiwan for a week of holidays!


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Not What You Think – Some Truth In Drunken Stupors

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting: “Your mom’s the best sex in town!”

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says. “I just did your mom, and it was sw-e-et!”

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces. “Your mom liked it.”

Finally the guy interrupts. “Go home, Dad, you’re drunk!” 😂

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Not What You Think!

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