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4 November 2020…Trump Or Biden?

Last pokes at Orange Man as he may or may not be POTUS after 4 November1

Those I know hopes for Orange Man to lose. Another 4 years of Orange Man in office will drive my mutual American friends nuts

May the best man for the job wins I guess.


Kids, Don’t Ever Tell Your Teacher This & Dads…Noooo…


Victim Of Too Many Webinars During Covid-19 Pandemic


Some Thoughts On Fighting Covid-19


Tiger Wood’s Wisdom

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees.

The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.

The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely ‘impeccable’ (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ).

The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called ‘impeccable’ tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, “Your pecker gets harder when you’re away from home”


All Ready For Halloween!

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How To Use Books

Recycled At Its Best!
Artistically Afloat!
A Stage Like No Other

Oh Boy…State Secret Is Out

A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day but the mother was unusually quiet. Finally, her husband asked what was wrong.

“Nothing,” said the woman.

Not believing her, he asked again. “No seriously, what’s wrong?”

Finally she said, “Do you really want to know? Well, I’ll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother’s Day, you don’t even tell me so much as ‘Thank you.’”

“Why should I?” he said. “Not once in 15 years have I had a Father’s Day gift.”

“Yes,” she said, “but I’m their real mother.”


Better Warning Than Beware Of Dog


Humorous Take At Anatomy

The Mysteries of Anatomy

Where can a man buy a cap for his knee,
Or the key to a lock of his hair?
Can his eyes be called an academy?
Because there are pupils there?

In the crown of your head can jewels be found?
Who crosses the bridge of your nose?
If you wanted to shingle the roof of your mouth,
Would you use the nails on your toes?

Can you sit in the shade of the palm of your hand,
Or beat on the drum of your ear?
Can the calf in your leg eat the corn off your toe?
Then why not grow corn on the ear?

Can the crook in your elbow be sent to jail?
If so, just what did he do?
How can you sharpen your shoulder blades?
I’ll be darned if I know.
Do you?