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Best hairdo….or if I vaguely remember a martian movie with ladies who wore their head of hair like this image below. Looks like from the 1960s?

How bears in woods see campers?

This is a scarily designed toilet!

Poor man! He had a C section due to cyber hacks. This really reminds us to be careful.

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2 Puzzles Tonight – Give It A Go…

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Xavier’s Wit & Insights #59

Sweet boy our Xavier is…mother’s love…

Smart alec Xavier LOL!

C’mon Xavier…it’s lame🤣

The truth…hard truth

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Laughs #7

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair, and has a smile that makes everybody love him.

The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, “You can’t believe her. He’s 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face.”

The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report.

She replies, “Just because I reported him missing doesn’t mean I want him back!

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Great Tip To Avoid Suspicious Husband

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Complex Question Indeed

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Odd Questions

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Laughs #6

One morning at a doctor’s clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain.


The doctor examines him and asks him:
“Tell me what happened to your back…?”

The patient replies: “Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning I went to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bed room.
On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open.


I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone.


As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself.


I was very angry. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him.
It was very heavy…
That is how I strained my back.!”

Later that day, a second patient arrives as if he has been in a car wreck.


The doctor said: “My previous patient looked bad..
But you look terrible..
What the hell happened to you ?”

He replied: “You know I have been unemployed for a while now.
Today was the first day at my new job…
I forgot to set my alarm and I was late…
I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time.
And you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.
I don’t know how and where from this fridge fell on me…!!!”

Before closing hours, the third patient comes. He looks like he was punished in hell.

The doctor is shocked.
He asks: “What the hell happened to you..??”

The patient replies:
“Well, It started like this, I was in a fridge… 😻🎶🍺👽

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Short Week

With Good Friday and Easter weekend looming, it means I have 2 more work days to the long weekend.

Commando has taken over Ms Blur. I gave Ms Blur the boot as her excuses of not being able to work was the last straw I could stomach.

If she is not having the runs, she is extracting teeth. Next she claims she fell, then her mom is very ill. She adds on her father as a borrower from loan sharks and that she is saddled with a 5 digit debt.

Don’t get me wrong. I am not unsympathetic but on the contrary very compassionate. Too compassionate as I tolerated her rubbishy ways till it hit my level of get lost mark!

Her con stories has made me snappish with Commando. I give no empathy nor compassion and bark at him when he forgets. I have no room for a repeat Ms Blur attitude.

Will Commando make it?

It is left to be seen but I am very harsh and snappish – not letting up. Afterall he is a Commando and if he can hack it in the army, I am sure he can survive my demanding style.

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Start ‘Em Young!

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