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Not What I Expected

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Cat Poses #2

Cat owns the bed!
Cats Rule!
Cutest!!
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The “Curse”

An old man goes to the wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 yrs,the wizard says,”Maybe,but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you”. The old man says without hesitation,”I now pronouce you man and wife”🤣

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Miffy Poses & Miya Tales #62 (Final Tribute To Miya)

Ms Feisty cremated Miya and showed us the little container that is now the new home of Miya.

Rest in peace Miya…27 June 2021

Life started for Miya as a small little furball. How quickly she grew up, outgrowing Miffy.

This is my tribute to the life of Miya with Ms Feisty.

She was cute, so full of character and life. She made the funniest poses and indulged Ms Feisty to give great fun photos to share with me.

Miya was the only cat that begged for food
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Conversation Between Blondes

A blonde sees a thermos in a store.

She asks a clerk, “What is that and what’s it for?”

The clerk answers, “It’s a thermos that keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

The blonde says, “I’ll take it.”

When she gets to work, her blonde boss asks, “What is that?”

The blonde worker says, “It’s a thermos. It keeps cold things cold and hot things hot.”

“What cha got in it?”

“A cup of coffee and a Popsicle.”

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How To Avoid Potluck

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For Laughs


Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The Mississippian said, “When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me.”
The Texan lady commented, “Well, isn’t that nice?”
The lady from Mississippi continued, “When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine Cadillac automobile you see parked in the drive.”
Again, the Texas lady commented, “Well, isn’t that nice?”
The first woman boasted, “Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.”
Yet again, the Texas lady commented, “Well, isn’t that nice?”
The first woman then asked her companion, “What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?”
The Texas lady replied, “My husband sent me to charm school.”
“Charm school!” the first woman cried. “Land sakes, child, what on Earth for?”
The Texas lady responded, “So that instead of saying, ‘Who gives a crap’, I learned to say, ‘Well, isn’t that nice?'”

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Moral Of The Story Is….

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence.


The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down.

He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.


Finally the day came when the boy didn’t lose his temper at all.

He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper.

The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

He said, “You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won’t matter how many times you say I’m sorry, the wound is still there.”

The little boy then understood how powerful his words were.

He looked up at his father and said “I hope you can forgive me father for the holes I put in you.”


“Of course I can,” said the father.
It’s not always anger, it is your actions in general. There are no “fresh starts” in life. There is no new beginning. Forgiveness comes easy for many people but the scars of the past, they never go away. .

Watch what you do today, because sometimes the price isn’t worth the reward.

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So True….Monday Lurks Around The Corner

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God’s Brilliant Logic & Reply

A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”

God responded, ”So you would love her.”

The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?”

God replied, “So she would love you.”

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