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This & That Including What Ails

Definitely…Yucks!!

Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe, they find only boxes. One robber opens a box and finds cups full of yogurt.

“We didnt find any money, but we got something to eat,” he tells his partners.

They eat their fill and leave.

The next mornings newspaper headline reads, “Worlds Largest Sperm Bank Robbed.”

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Anatomy Of A Woman Described & Compared To A Man

The Geography of a Woman


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!


Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.


Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.


Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.


Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. With a glorious and all conquering past.


Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel. Has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business .

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.


An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia.
Ruled by a pair of nuts!

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Definitely A Con

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Interesting Pronounciation

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Oh Boy! This Dude Is In Trouble

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Don’t Tell Me That The Statue Of Liberty Has Caught Covid-19

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Cute Pics That Says It All

Who says having good imagination will not work?
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T Shirt Says It All!

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New KFC Dining Concept

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Seriously!🤦‍♀️

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