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Oldie But Goodie That Always Makes Me Laugh!

“Hello?”
“Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?”
“No Daddy.
She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”
After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.”
“Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.”

Brief Pause.

“Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”
“Okay Daddy, just a minute.”
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. “I did it Daddy.”
And what happened honey?” he asked.
“Well, Mommy got all scared,jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!”
“Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?”
“He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.”

Long Pause
Longer Pause
Even Longer Pause

Then Daddy says, “Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?”

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Just Like Covid-19, Asymptomatic Carrier

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Can You See It?

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Novel Way To “Milk” The Cow For Cereal

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A Fun Look At Intrepreting Religion & Being Inclusive

Please read this post with humor as it is not meant to ridicule anyone or christianity.

Strangely this icon looks like Orange Man…don’t you think so?
Big Ouch!! A Judas Iscariot Deja Vu moment?
Modern interpretation of the Bibical Records in succint points

Last but not least…the need to remember to be inclusive in school and the teacher writes these notes

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Replied Like A Tycoon!

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.


So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, ‘This is from the gentleman seated over there’
….. and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.


She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.

The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.


The note read: ‘For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants’.

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return.


He folded his note, handed it to the waiter and asked him to deliver it to the lady.


It read:
‘Just to let you know things aren’t always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8,
a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages. I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. And there is over twenty million dollars in my bank accounts and portfolio.


But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back.’

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Husbands & Wives – A Fun Look

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A Lame Joke

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I Wonder….

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