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Lil Johnny’s Moral Of The Story

A 4th grade teacher is addressing her class and says:

Does anyone have a story with a moral to it?

Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher says what’s your story?

Johnny says my aunt Carol was a fighter pilot in Iraq and got shot down. As she was parachuting down, all she had on her was a fifth of whiskey, a knife and a 9 mm pistol.

So she guzzled the fifth and when she landed pulled out the 9mm and killed 15 insurgents, threw down the gun and pulled the knife and killed 10 more as she made her way to safety.

The teacher said that is an amazing story but what’s the moral?


And Johnny says, the moral is, don’t f#@k with aunt Carol when she’s drinking!

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