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“Drama Queen” Awakened…The “I” Is The Author, Not Me😁

As I waited to be taken down to start my prison term, I was allowed a final minute with my wife.

I said, “Listen jo, prison is a horrible place that changes people for the worse, and when I come out I doubt I’ll be the same man you know and love. For that reason, I don’t expect you to wait for me, so get on with your life and try and meet someone else who can hopefully be a father to our children. Most of all though, just stay strong and be happy.”

“Stay strong?” my wife snapped, “You’re only doing a week for an unpaid parking ticket, you bastard!”😝

Maybe man is trying to get rid of wife? 🤣🤣🤣


Bates Motel, Day #13 – Laugh Your Troubles Away

How not to dress for an interview…

Examine the HR company policies..

This is not how you upload workfiles to cloud storage!

Great options…


Way To Japan?


Grammer Hell?

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How To Irritate A Cat


Armor For Ladies


Labor Day Weekend & Hari Raya Puasa

Wishing all my Muslim friends Selamat Hari Raya Puasa in advance. I always admire their strength and will power to fast from dawn to dusk for one month. Thankfully with easing of covid measures, family visitations are now allowed.

This ought to be fun…jalapenos looking like miniature pumpkins! Will pack a spicy whallop to the palate.
Cookies versus Biscuits haha
Genuine compassion from a child. We must never lose compassion or empathy!

Have a long weekend all!


Prey & Victim Defined By Choices Of Coffee


Useful To Know


Bates Motel – Day #10, Surgery Was Brutal!

Day #9 I was zonked out in bed post operation. All I remembered was being wheeled to the operating theatre at 9am, went out to lala land and woke up in my room by 3pm. I have 5 rather large key holes in my left shoulder and aarrgh it hurts! Sob!😨😢

Pethidine and drugs kept me zonked till I woke up this morning at 4am for my sponge bath and later at 6pm for my shower. Physio was immediately started.

Pain is such a 4 letter word! I prefer my 5 letter word….L.A.U.G H to assuage my pain.

No pain, no gain! I must overcome Part 1 of surgery.