
Who’s The Dim Wit?
John came home from work early one night to find his wife and his best mate, sweaty and breathless in the living room.
John asked, “What’s going on?”
His wife said, “Erm… We’ve been playing on the Wii Fit.” She winked at John’s mate and said, “Dave did VERY well.”
As John walked out of the room, he heard them giggling and calling him a “dickhead”, but John had the last laugh.
John checked the next day, and none of Dave’s scores had even registered! now who’s the dickhead….