Garfield was given a scare,
Not because I failed to care,
But because he was given female clothes to wear!
Some say Garfield is male,
Then Garfield became female!
Aaargh! Male, female and then finally male!
Phew!! Wikipedia closed comments finally as male!
Jim Davis drew him male,
Arlene is Garfield’s feline female,
Definitely male! All macho male!
Garfield wears jumper suits when cold, storm with hale,
T shirts and shorts when clothes on sale.
I love my Garfield! Inanimate but definitely male!😃