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Teaching Wifey A Lesson In Tit For Tat

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them.. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!’

The wife stared at him.

‘What in the world is wrong with you?

You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?’

The husband calmly replied, ‘I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.’🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Not What You Think

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Not Literally

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Bates Motel – Day #34 Is 28 Jan 20 When I Could Be Released (?) Maybe…

I am looking forward to going home on 28 Jan 20 if my wound continues to behave and becomes less inflammed.

I cannot thank Dr Lim enough for his smart thinking to use iodine or what we call Betadine to treat the wound. Good call on his part!

Tomorrow is the eve of Lunar New Year…the Rat is coming and the astrologers have predicted good things about the year of the Rat!

I am glad to receive good tidings for the Rat. We all can use some good things in 2020.

I am happy to boot out 2019 as it has been a tough year for all…economic issues, Trump issues Bush fires, volcano activity in Philippines, HK protests (*this is long drawn as there does not seem to have any end in sight)

What will the year of the rat bring for me?

I wonder?

I am not asking for much…

Good health, a less difficult mum who fights me on every aid I try to give her, a more mentally sound dad as in he applying his brain more and keeping dementia a little further!

I feel everyone has their own trials and tribulations. But it is sad when you have a solution before you but cannot use.

My mum refuses home care assistance twice a week, 3 hours each time to help with laundry, buying of meals and groceries and helping my dad with games, activities to help him with his cognitive issues.

Just like that, my dad is also deprived of any help and I am crosd with my mum for this.

I recoil back on my hospital bed.

I effectively withdraw from trying to help mum as she feels she does not need it.


Bear Bricks – I Learnt This Is The New “In” Thing For Collectibles

I just learnt a new term – “Bear Bricks” that costs thousands of Singapore dollars.

It seems those in their late 20s are crazy about this new collectible item.

I don’t find these in any way huggable but collectors buying them will happily put them in display cases.


Never Name A Restaurant When Drunk

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Last Words & Actions

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Looks Like We Gotta Work Till We Conk

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Quick Thinking Cabby


Great Tip & Advice

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