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Visceral – One Word Prompt

Visceral times ……

Visceral fat…..aaargh…I can do without😕

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Who Earns More? Urologist Or Plumber?

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Seriously…..So True!!


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Ooze – One Word Prompt

When a man woos, charm oozes,

After marriage, couch potato boozes!

When a lava cake is eaten, saliva dribbles, hips expand as chocolate oozes! 

A heavy calorie boost!

When clock strikes 11pm, Garfield and I snoozes!

When it is happy hour, only beer and booze oozes!

Oh come on Friday!! Wherefore art thou?

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My Walk With Dad – Part 2

Dad was the one who pointed me to see the beautiful Heliconia Walk.

I was happy as he is using his brain and it means that the effort of getting him out and about hopefully retards and freezes the pre-dementia stage.

I can accept mild cognitive impairment but I do not want poor dad losing his memory.

Happily I turned at his beckoning and looked.

I tend to call these “Crab Claws” or “Fire Crackers” or ” Birds of Paradise” 😉

I never knew that the Heliconia is related to the banana and ginger plants. Now that I know, I find it true as it does look like a family member😃

This hybrid is what I commonly see in gardens of homes or in condo estates.

These ones below looked like a furry animal claw. I have never seen this before till now.

This hybrid below looked like an albino pelican beak!

The benefits of seeing beautiful plant life, working on improving dad’s memory and doing walking exercises are great!

I just hope my leg continues to behave else there is no one else to motivate dad to be pro-activity!!

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Working…..

A work day for me must have laughs. I must be smart to be able to reply 😉 in the event Submarine Lord or Empress Dowager catches me taking a breather!😝

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Kids Idea Of A Living Will

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Lurch – One Word Prompt

The mynah sits on a rambutan tree perch,

As I silently crept, I wanted to boo it with a lurch!

Mynah shrieks with a caw and purges!

Bird poop! Sheesh…all because of my lurch,

Mynah purged ha ha ha!!

Naughty me….🐦

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Words That Make Us Laugh

I procaffeinate for sure….

These handcuffs are cool….

Seriously…is there a pure vegetarian? Or half vegetarians? I remember a friend who consume eggs and so she told me she is not “pure vegetarian” – what do you think?

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Dying To Share?

A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks. 

Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other’s needs. 

Heidi was game and a very nice sexual relationship began. 

After several months, the guy approached Heidi and said, “I have a problem. It’s kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favour.” 

Heidi replied, “Okay,” to which he asked, “Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?” 

Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged. 

The guy then asked, “Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?” 

Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged, so the guy drew a mustache on her. 

Then the guy said, “Can you wear some of my clothes? I need for you to look more like a man.” 

Heidi was becoming disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes. 

Finally, the guy said to Heidi, “Do you mind if I call you Phil?” 

Heidi had now become very dejected, and said “No, I guess not, you can call me Phil.” 

So, the guy reached out and grabbed Heidi by the arms and shouted “Phil, you’ll never believe who I’m sleeping with!”

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