Always Behind
A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost.
He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, “Can you please help me, I don’t know what Hole I’m on.”
She told him “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 7; you’re on 6.”
He thanked her and continued playing golf.
Later, he got lost again.
He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed.
“I’m sorry to bother you again but I’m lost; can you please tell me what hole I’m on.”
She told him, “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 14; you are on 13.”
Again, he thanked her and continued playing golf.
When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse.
He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out.
She accepted.
As they were drinking and talking, he asked her what she did for a living.
“I’m in sales,” she said.
He replied, “No kidding; so am I.”
“What do you sell?”
She responded that it was too embarrassing to tell; but after he kept pleading to know what she sold, she finally said that she would tell him if he promised not to laugh.
He promised.
She said, “I sell sanitary napkins.”
He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.
She said, “You promised you wouldn’t laugh”.
He replied (still with tears in his eyes), “I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help it. I sell toilet paper….. I’m still one Hole behind you.”
BLD – Service Dog
So I was at the store earlier with my service dog.
The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.
With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog.
Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that.
What type of service?
I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly.
She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog.
She said Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can’t seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.
The cashier completely lost it.
Neighbor’s Cooking Week 10 Oct To 15 Oct 21
10 October 21 Lunch
10 October 21 Dinner
11 October 21 Lunch
11 October 21 Dinner
12 October Lunch
12 October Dinner
13 October 21 Lunch
13 October 21 Dinner
14 October 21 Lunch
14 October 21 Dinner
15 October Dinner
