Garfieldhug's Blog

This & That Including What Ails

Well Trained Against Covid-19

1 Comment »

Hmm!!

Leave a comment »

Always Behind

A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost.

He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, “Can you please help me, I don’t know what Hole I’m on.”

She told him “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 7; you’re on 6.”

He thanked her and continued playing golf.

Later, he got lost again.

He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed.

“I’m sorry to bother you again but I’m lost; can you please tell me what hole I’m on.”

She told him, “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 14; you are on 13.”

Again, he thanked her and continued playing golf.

When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse.

He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out.

She accepted.

As they were drinking and talking, he asked her what she did for a living.

“I’m in sales,” she said.

He replied, “No kidding; so am I.”

“What do you sell?”

She responded that it was too embarrassing to tell; but after he kept pleading to know what she sold, she finally said that she would tell him if he promised not to laugh.

He promised.

She said, “I sell sanitary napkins.”

He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.

She said, “You promised you wouldn’t laugh”.

He replied (still with tears in his eyes), “I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help it. I sell toilet paper….. I’m still one Hole behind you.”

Leave a comment »

Tonight’s Trivia

3×3 = 12

4×4 = 20

5×5 = 30

8×8 = ?

What would your answer be?

1 Comment »

BLD – Service Dog

So I was at the store earlier with my service dog.

The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.

With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog.

Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that.

What type of service?

I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly.

She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog.

She said Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can’t seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.

The cashier completely lost it.

1 Comment »

Neighbor’s Cooking Week 10 Oct To 15 Oct 21

10 October 21 Lunch

Soto ayam soup
Soto ayam rice vermicelli

10 October 21 Dinner

Rice with quinoa
Kimchi soup with fishballs

11 October 21 Lunch

Japanese curry with miso doup

11 October 21 Dinner

Braised pork belly in soya sauce with rice and quinoa
Bak kut teh soup with tang oh veggies and fish balls

12 October Lunch

Kimchi soup with seaweed
Fried Fu Chow bi hoon

12 October Dinner

Mock sharksfin soup with sliced carrots and mushrooms
Fried egg with fish and nasi lemak chilli
Neighbor made scones for tea break

13 October 21 Lunch

Japanese curry with chicken reprised
Mock sharksfin soup

13 October 21 Dinner

Korean BBQ wings
Neighbor made Coleslaw

14 October 21 Lunch

Lotus root soup with carrots
Pumpkin rice

14 October 21 Dinner

Lotus root soup with pork
Thai pork with basil and rice
Hairy gourd with glass noodles and ikan bilis chilli

15 October Dinner

Bittergourd soup that has cooling properties in 34C temperatures here
Fried fish with veggies
I bought myself some persimmons at $12 for 4 pieces. Mum and dad had 1 each and I gave Neighbor 1, keeping one for self. Naturally sweet and delicious
Leave a comment »

Out Doors

Leave a comment »

Brilliant Answer By Air Stewardess

Leave a comment »

Are Blue Birds Supposed To Look Happy?

Leave a comment »

Suitable Information For Cat Owners

2 Comments »