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Perils Of Ice

NEW CHRISTMAS DRINKING WARNING – (JUST RELEASED)
Vodka and Ice will ruin your Kidneys…
Rum and Ice will ruin your Liver…
Whisky and Ice will ruin your Heart…
Gin and Ice will ruin your Brain…
.Pepsi and Ice will ruin your Teeth…
There you have it..! ICE is Lethal…
Warn all your friends…
Lay off the Ice, just drink it straight…
Forward this immediately. You could save a Life…
And don’t forget what it did to the 😂😂👌’ TITANIC…!!!

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Trump’s Interpretation

Donald Trump meets with the Queen. He asks her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?”

“Well,” says the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Trump frowns. “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?”

The Queen takes a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle.”

The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. “Please send Theresa May in here, would you?”

Theresa May walks into the room. “Yes, my Queen?”

The Queen smiles. “Answer me this, please, Theresa. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, Theresa answers, “That would be me.”

“Yes! Very good,” says the Queen.

Back at the White House, Trump asks to speak with Vice President Mike Pence.

“Mike, answer this for me. Your mother and father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” says the Vice President. “Let me get back to you on that one.”

Mike Pence goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men’s room and recognizes General McMasters’ shoes in the next stall.

Mike shouts, “General! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and your father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?

General McMaster yells back, “That’s easy. It’s me!”

Mike Pence smiles. “Thanks!” and goes back to the Oval Office to speak with Trump.

“Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s General McMaster.”

Trump gets up, stomps over to Mike Pence, and angrily yells into his face, “No, you idiot! It’s Theresa May!”

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Typical Paddy Style

Police pulls over Paddy for speeding
“have you been drinking Sir?” Paddy replies
“yes officer i’ve had about 18 pints, 2 bottles of hooch and 6 bacardi and cokes.”
Police says
“what the hell are you doing driving ??”
Paddy replies
“I couldn’t F$%%& walk”

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Back To Terminal 2 Changi Airport

It must be at least 5 years since I last visited Terminal 2 Changi Airport as I preferred the newer Terminal 3 Changi Airport.

Of course now there is T4 and upcoming mega mall cum airport terminal T1 The Jewel that is due to open soon.

Still, when I walked into T2 I was uncomfortable as it was packed.

Literally packed with passengers from India and China. They were lying across rows of our waiting area seats, on the floor and cups of instant noodles everywhere, in hands of our foreign guests.

A cacophony of languages echoed the air as they chatter. Others were rummaging through their carry ons to look for their toiletries as they must have awoken and seeking to freshen up.

It was 6.15am when I arrived at the wrong Terminal. I assumed that all SQ flights would land at T3.

When I realised I was in the wrong terminal, I dashed across to T2.

At T2, I felt as if I arrived in a town in India or China.

The look and feel of the crowd, how they lounged about, gave that country feeling of being in a rustic village feel.

The bonding of people amongst selves, close knit and comfortable as they must have spent the night at T2.

I do not mean to sound crass but even the eateries seem to serve food that tailored to these nationalities, unlike T3 which I felt were more catered for locals, Europeans and North Americans.

I was told T4 was catered for budget style millenial type people. Fast food, grab and go lifestyle, but not necessarily economical.

As I meandered through the path laden people, I found a chair that was insulated from the maddening crowd.

It does not have a perfect view to see Nephew at the belt, but it will have to do as I crane my screwed on neck to my head to try and see him.

It will not be too bad as I have text him to say “look out for me in my Garfield T shirt!”

I would avoid T2 for meals with family as it is bustling. Too busy and too crowded for my liking.

T3 suits me fine. Wide aisles, lots of circulation space and no need to avoid stepping on any human.

I learnt that India and China is closer to home and if I want to be in a rustic village town of India or China, I’d go to T2 for this old town or country feel.

Oh look….Nephew here I come! Your Grab, Go Jek or Uber or Lyft driver is here!

I hope I get a good “tip” haha!

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Miffy Poses #7 – Porcelain Cat Pose

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Barreling…

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Intellectual Elephant

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All About Turds, Not Curds!

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Almost Christmas, Let’s Laugh…Ho…Ho..Ho!

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A New Definition For Prostitution

Just remember not to treat condoms like the meme below!

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