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Excuse The Profanity But A Good Question


Please this post is not meant to offend any religious group. Kindly read this as a joke and treat it as a philosophical question as to why a powerful God made Jesus be born by a woman.

I felt it was good provicative thinking and it made me reflect on the humility of life that a great God began his life on earth.


Obviously Not!!


Real Meaning Of Manhood


Value Of A Woman At Home

A man came home from work and found his 5 children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog, walking in the door, he found …an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, the throw rug was against one wall, In the front
room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel… She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, “What happened here today”…? She again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day…?
”Yes,” was his incredulous reply..
She answered, “Well, today I didn’t do it”..



With sis in town and work terribly packed, I am busier than ever.

But I took my responsibility of being around as their “lyft” “Uber” or “Grab” driver without fees or petrol subsidy seriously!

I am the designated driver even though my sis and dad are all qualified drivers.

Dad, I can understand that his memory is loopy and so, I’d rather he does not drive. We may end up very lost!

But sis is lazy and refuses to drive or maybe she is too afraid to do city driving.

So, for this week my nights are longer as I need to take my folks and sis out for dinner or weekend jaunts as in shopping. I try to tear self away from work by 6.30pm.

All too soon, come this Sunday, I will be sending her to the airport for her onward shopping spree in Shanghai, China. She will spend a week there.

Mum and dad is of course sad that she flits in and out, without sacrificing her extra week to be with them. But such is life is what I said.

We all have priorities.

Some prioritise self before others.

Others are more altruistic than some.

Sometimes people put me as a priority.

Other times, I am at the end of the totem pole.

I told mum to stop expecting her eldest daughter to care or put her as a priority.

If you don’t expect things, then it will not hurt you.

Being a mother does not automatically make any daughter to take her as a priority.

Let it go mum….let it go.

Laugh as we grow older…we are not special all the time is my view!


Planning Gone Wrong


Teaching Grandma

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How To Create Panic & Imagery Of The Wrong Kind (18+)

How to create an imagery with words…..



I took the wife to an art gallery today, she was looking at picture when she said, ” I suppose this monstrosity is what you call art.”
I said, “No, that’s a mirror dear.”….

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