How To Stay Safe
A soldier ran up to a Nun. Out of breath he asked:
“Please, may I hide under your skirt I’ll explain later.”
The nun accepted his request.
A moment later, two Military Police ran up and asked. “Sister have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied. “He went that way.”
After the MP’s ran off……
The soldier crawled out under her skirt and said.
“I can’t thank you enough Sister. I hope you will understand, I don’t want to go to Iraq.”
The nun said. “I understand completely.”
The soldier added. “I hope I am not rude, but you have a great pair of legs.”
The nun replied. “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls! I don’t want to go to Iraq either.” 🤣
Monday Laughs To Chase Away Blues
Spacing Is Important In English Language
So a female employee got an expensive pen as a birthday gift from her boss. She sent him a ‘Thank you note’ by email:
Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce.
The email said: Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it.Thanks a lot.!
Moral: A “space” is an essential part of English grammar! 😅
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