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Thursday Delights

It has been a tough work day dealing with a myriad of things.

I feel like an accomplished juggler with 3 “balls” in the air at any one time BUT mid-air, I get 6 more “balls” thrown at me. Sigh!

One word – swamped!

Yul Brynner wants me to stuff that concerns $. This is important. A minion is getting half a million bucks in bonus. I envy that minion.

Mr Safety With Poor Communications Skills wants me to lead a health initiative. I wonder what his department of Environment, Health & Safety means. I rolled my eyes so hard, I could almost see my brains🙄

Not willing to let up, he shoves more my way but I pushed back. Gee my army of me, myself and I are just so tired.

Money matters take precedent. $4 million is going to 11 persons. We all work very hard but we are not measured equally as some are more equal than others. Thank you George Orwell, Animal Farm.

My minions and I are waiting for our souls to be weighted in dollars. We are not sure what is in store for Ms Feisty and I. I had put in a good raise for Ms Feisty but unsure how it will pan out.

As for Garfield, I will not hold my breath. If it comes, it comes. If not, que sera sera.


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Laughs #22

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created:

“What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” He said to himself.

As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him.

He ran as fast as he could.
He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in, He ran even faster, crying in fear.

He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster.

He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that moment, the Atheist cried out. “Oh my God!”

Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

“You deny my existence for all of these years, teaching others I don’t exist and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”

The atheist looked directly into the light. “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?”

“Very well.” Said the voice.

The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:

“Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful.” 🤣🤣



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