A Different Side Of Adam & Eve!!
When God created Adam and Eve, He said to them:
I have two gifts to give you – one is to pee standing up and…
Adam, very anxious, interrupted him screaming:
M E..! M E..! I want it, please Lord… please… please… please…
This would make life a lot easier!
Eve agreed and said those things didn’t matter to her.
So God gave Adam the gift.
Adam was amazed, screaming for joy, running through the Garden of Eden, peeing on every tree.
He ran along the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand.
He lit a fire and played fireman..
God and Eve stared at the mad man with happiness until Eve asked God:
and… what is the other present?
And God answered:
A Brain Eve … The brain is yours…
And This Is How Romance Can End
Jane had lunch with 2 of her unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and Jane the third one, have been married for 20+ years.
They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
They agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here’s how it all went.
Engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams…I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
‘Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we made wild love all night.’
Then Jane had to share her story:
‘When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,
“What’s for dinner, Zorro?”’
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