Garfield looks at me with forlorn eyes,
Each morning for work, I bid good bye,
Breakfast eaten, bread of rye.
Garfield’s raggedy and should be dyed,
Fur and cottony stuffing almost bare!
My love for Garfield is in the care,
Publicly hugging Garfield I dare!
Garfield is my inanimate furball…in case new readers think that I have gone stark loony ha ha!
My last MRI of my brain delightfully showed that I have a brain! Ha ha…I seem to have my marbles intact in the head 😉
I just love this character of Jim Davis and have a special stuffed inanimate plush toy or soft toy that hugs me to bed nightly.
Hmm…I am perhaps loony 😂😂
If that fails to prevent poor aim, there is option 2.
If Option 2 fails then ha ha…the ultimate….heel boy…I think wives and partners always argue about toilet seats!!
Dinner is most times after nine,
Trust me, it is not fine!
Firstly there is no wine,
Instead, there is left over angst from EL my swine😕.
EL cares not if I dine,
Often he crosses the line.
So long as he eeks and mines,
He does not care if it is after nine.
I cannot my Garfield pine,
Nor sit and sip wine by vines.
Indeed, dinner after nine,
Is truly not fine!
This week will make me look bedraggled like this fella! Ha! Flustered and stressed to the nth level no doubt!
It is only Monday but my appointments are lined up all the way to the weekend.
EL will crucify some minions tomorrow and it is off to the coppers that I must.
In my lil red dot, we are advocating a car lite way of transportation.
Hmm…I wonder how the villians will be transported for their crimes.
I am not looking forward to tomorrow really as sermon with EL will last easily 8 hours starting from 1pm and dinner will be non existent.
Then it is off to the cops!
Is EL a forgiving man? Nope!
He wants to catch and incarcerate all who are seen taking liberties from him. Even suspects are guilty…it seems he practises Italian law …guilty till proven innocent.
Be it a screwdriver, damaged copper pipes and or other tools, it is off to the jailor if he sniffs a scent of anyone pocketing a screw or any tool or waste material.
So it will be a long arduous week….cops and robbers….loads of sermons and interviews to replace those arrested or not(?)